"EVERYBODY LOATHES A CLONE" TO THE TUNE OF "EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN" BY GARY LEWIS AND THE PLAYBOYS
"Everybody Loathes A Clone"
To The Tune Of "Everybody Loves A Clown" As Sung By Gary Lewis and the Playboys

Everybody loathes a clone, so why don’t you?
Everybody gasps at the things that I say and do.
They all gasp when they say me coming,
But you don’t gasp; you just go home running.

Everybody loathes a clone, so why can’t you?
A clone has feelings too.

I poke around at apartments when you aren't there.
But you don’t gasp, you don’t look; you just don’t dare.
If you wondered why this clone is crying, look a little closer; inside I’m dying.
It’s not easy, you see when you’re a clone like me.

I don’t know how to say that I love you,
‘cause you would smile and say “it's a joke or two.”
Yes, I’m a clone, but I don’t want to be.
Why can’t you see the other one's not me?

Guess I’ll be the one who plays the part
Of a clone with a broken heart.

Screaming at your love, and not knowing where to start.
Screaming at your love, and not knowing where to start.
Screaming at your love, and not knowing where to start.
Screaming at your love, and not knowing where to start